Take 7 maybe? Probably not the last try either. Wait…
I bet you were thinking I had forgotten about you. Don’t fret, I always remember when I should be doing anything productive especially regarding my exams :P
I come to you with a blog entry in several parts so bear with me. what? no not bare, bear- it’s a type of new trendy dance move. Well the full title of the move is fight you like a large German bear but that’s beside the point. Anyway, onwards and upwards before I dig myself into a whole big enough for a 5 a side game of whale polo.
first part is something to consider and not a rebuttal to being called old. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING OLD- OK maybe it is partly a rebuttal but what ever. Think about it. who are the best people? old people. they sit, looking cute and old, with they’re flat caps, slippers and the tall tales of well lived people with age!
A kid can’t say they are a Viking ‘cause their parents will worry they’ll grow up to compulsively lie and have behaviour issues. adults are accused of wanting something out of lying but old people are allowed to and the reason is because old people pwn. ‘I want to live till I’m old’, ‘why is that then?’ ‘because old people are the best. take my grandparents- as an example, try and take them and I will fight you like a large German bear… and I’m not talking about dancing… I will fight you ¬¬. My grandma smacks the ass of anyone she meets as her way of saying nice to meet you, and I mean anyone ; my granddad talks about when ‘wen ‘e wur a lad’ and the walks he takes ‘up ova’ crag and d’wn t’ pub’. and that’s only half the story! What isn’t there to love?
In conclusion, old people pwn and I personally can’t wait to sit my grandchildren down, tell them ridiculous stories from my life that never happened and to be the craziest granddad to ever lead a frontier movement from Scandinavia to Roman controlled Britain.
I thought I’d be able to tell you about the time machine I bought a couple moons ago but it turns out the ink has run out :/ Decide for yourself whether that is true or not but for now we press on ;)
point three! (‘wait what I thought there was no ink?’ ‘Nah turns out the computer can’t cope with publishing information about space and time travel, I’ll ask him about it but for now we keep on moving.’) I should warn you point three is just things that have crossed my mind recently…There is a strong possibility that my cat is a dad and I have no idea whether he is or not. Also I could really do with some kind of a hammock so I can have space to just chill in. I have also realised that there is still quite a lot I want on my Ipod and I think I need to sort through the stuff on my Ipod and decide what I will and will not listen to because I want to be able to listen on shuffle and appreciate what ever comes on and frankly that isn’t the case :/ In relation to that I have come to realise how little I know about different artists. music is much like knowledge: the wise man is he who realises how little he actually knows, some person said that once apparently? But yeah, they are the main things that have been going on in my head the past week or so.
Oh I managed to get some information from my computer about why he isn’t comfortable about talking about time travel. apparently he dated a time machine once, apparently she was the most amazing machine he ever but she left him for another man, apparently he was a doctor or something…still pretty tender over the subject so I’ll leave it at that…
Fair well intrepid adventurers! Adventure is out there x
